What May Happen When Someone Runs Out Of Pot

7 May

I have heard of being babysat & having to be led to the loo, speaking from the perspective of someone who has ‘bin’ there & done that, fellas, and I felt the urge to jump to a good friend’s rescue today, a Mensch whom I respect to the point where I began one of my new profiles where I am a 5-star dingbat (supposedly) on his birthday, and since he is also named after a certain someone who I spent the longest time together with as a kinda puppy-love bitten lapdog, so to speak, I am showing you a fine example, Sir Paul, of what OUT OF THE POT & INTO THE FRYING PAN is really all about, especially when you really do not have Mary Jane or even the right handle that fits into the palm of your hand like a glove… & you can take that any way you wanna, chaps & girleez!

This is a copy of a magazine I still hold dear to me & keep good care of since the year of 1992, when I purchased this on a whim during my lunchbreak while visiting Farah’s Food Mart, which was then located beside the Hamilton-Burlington & District Real Estate Board where I worked as a data entry operator.

OCT 2002 VANITY FAIR MAdGe

OCT 2002 VANITY FAIR MAdGe

As you can plainly see, your last hubby claimed to be COMPLETELY devoted to you, my dearest Blue bird of the flock, but only a dove will be able to see clearly without the aid of a dovetail joint, or so you Beatles’ members used to put it, that you will only be left out in the cold, in the long-run, just like that Black bird singing in the dead of night, and you’d better believe it, boy!

Other than that, I congratulate you, Sir Paul McCartney, and wish you the very best of luck, and that is why I have been faithfully listening to this album of yours where you so faithfully claim to believe in it, my main man! Either way, go for the gusto, BABYcakes! You only have 1 life to live.

FOOTnote: Li’l Γ« felt a rush of passionate fire & quickly rushed in to prepare this in 15 minutes (her numero-uno number, by the way), after studiously labouring today, in order to help her fellow man πŸ˜€

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PSST! Before this bird flies the coop she would just like to mention, if you don’t already know, that she can kill several different types of birds, and all with 1 stone (a)*

*IN FULL view, for the public to see, while I was writing the very 1st blog ever, with my windows wide open for the world to see.

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38 Responses to “What May Happen When Someone Runs Out Of Pot”

  1. jennyozzy May 7, 2011 at 7:32 pm #

    pity paul mc cartney hadnt met this woman before the gold digger heather mills i think his only true love he had was linda but i wish him happiness and hope its for his love shes there and not his money xxjen

    • thelightningphoenix November 16, 2011 at 1:28 am #

      Thank-you, dear Jenny, for the nice comment,
      and yes, I should hope they are in it for LOVE…
      now that I have gotten my point across for the whole world to see πŸ˜€

  2. Seth@ChaosHQ's May 21, 2011 at 3:20 am #

    T.G.I.F. β€” Welcome to another Friday. Did you make alright? I for one, am glad that this week has come to an end. Here’s hoping that you are going to make the most of this weekend. I’m going to have some what of a relaxing weekend… going to throw on some music for a bit while blog reading. What ever you do… enjoy it!
    β€”> http://i56.tinypic.com/rvvnsi.jpg

  3. Herluf Clausen May 31, 2011 at 11:26 am #

    Hello my new friend and welcome to my page, I found you on messenger, but
    was also because I could see that you were at WordPress, and thought maybe it was
    such that I could add you on WordPress, because I have the opportunity to use
    my language program hoping it goes and with you having a good day and week one
    great stuff Herluf Clausen.
    PS: I come from Denmark.

    • thelightningphoenix November 16, 2011 at 1:34 am #

      Oh dear! I misspelled your surname as “Klassen”, Herluf,
      in my previous replies earlier
      but that be only ’cause you have KLASS πŸ˜‰

      • thelightningphoenix November 16, 2011 at 1:37 am #

        If I recall correctly & my memory serves me right here,
        I can almost be positive, Herluf, that I met you
        in an online site where I copied graphics from
        when I used to have my “eez werld” page showing
        in Windows Live, and I saw your name there
        alongside of Alyssa Milano’s.

        Am I right or am I wrong, my good friend? πŸ˜‰

  4. hfcprivat2011 June 3, 2011 at 3:16 am #

    Hello my friend thanks for your greeting in my guestbook I
    wish you a great weekend and thanks for your wonderful
    friendship here on WordPress a big hug to a
    hjerteven a greater desire not available Herluf Clausen.

    • thelightningphoenix November 16, 2011 at 5:49 am #

      Very nice, thank-you, Herluf.

      Now that be the very same website I mentioned earlier…
      the Butterfunk πŸ˜‰

  5. hfcprivat2011 June 5, 2011 at 8:08 pm #

    Hello my friend just want to wish you an enjoyable evening and a nice new
    week filled love around you and with lights in your mind you want
    you by your friend Herluf Clausen.

    • thelightningphoenix November 16, 2011 at 5:53 am #

      WOW! I love it. This reflects me perfectly…
      I would have created the very same graphic myself
      for I love the colours, am partial to fans & (be)witchery πŸ˜‰

  6. thelightningphoenix June 5, 2011 at 9:14 pm #

    Thnx ever sooo much for the beautiful gifs
    that are ever sooo purrfektly suited for me.
    I also appreciate your admiration & comments.
    Without loving friends like you,
    I would be no where… believe me!
    The passion & joy you bring alone
    keeps me ever alive and kickin’! πŸ™‚

  7. Seth@ChaosHQ's June 6, 2011 at 2:24 am #

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    ::Seth waves:: Leaving you a quick greeting and hoping that you are enjoying a relaxing evening. I feel good… I am finally getting around to visiting and sticking my nose into everyone’s business here on WordPress. Cheers to you… I will be back, don’t shut me out!

    • thelightningphoenix November 16, 2011 at 5:59 am #

      Thanks, Seth. Funny how I was thinking the same thing today,
      about how life is very similar to the weather
      and how there could be a calm before the storm,
      then a big hoopala of a windy mess
      then complete stillness within moments thereafter.

      If people could only hang tight for a while & ride it out
      when times are tough, and just practise a little patience.
      Is that too much to hope for, my friend?*

      *take a look at the outcome of the last few minutes
      of the film aka movie The Mist (based on a Stephen King story).

  8. hfcprivat2011 June 7, 2011 at 8:27 am #

    Hello my friend I sent you a message with a link that could be used intil I
    found out what went wrong, but you do not use this link because it
    now works by clicking on my name when I send to you thereby also hfcprivat2011
    it should work again so please excuse all the trouble my friend have a good day
    Herluf Clausen.

  9. Seth@ChaosHQ's June 10, 2011 at 1:17 am #

    *´¨)
    ΒΈ.‒´¸.β€’*´¨) ΒΈ.β€’*Β¨)
    (ΒΈ.β€’Β΄ (ΒΈ.β€’` Β€ Things have been quiet around here, perhaps the dust bunnies have taken over your page. I hope that you have been taking good care and staying away from troubled people and places. Life is going very fast paced for me at this moment. I need to have more hours added into the day, just to get the things done that I need too… not even to mention the things that I wish I could do.
    Looking forward to an update from you or are you hanging around some place else?

  10. hfcprivat2011 June 10, 2011 at 7:53 pm #

    Hello my friend and thanks for all the lovely comments in my guestbook, I want
    you a good evening and a wonderful weekend with love in your heart and thank you
    of your good friends here I wish you every happiness in life a great
    hugs Herluf Clausen.

  11. jennyozzy June 12, 2011 at 7:08 pm #

    just called by to say hello and have a really nice week xxjen

  12. hfcprivat2011 June 13, 2011 at 7:54 am #

    Hello my friend and thank you for your comment in my guestbook and thanks
    for your friendship here on WordPress estimates with good friends
    I wish you a good day and a wonderful new week a big hug
    and kisses to you from Herluf.

  13. hfcprivat2011 June 17, 2011 at 4:16 am #

    Hello my friend and thanks for your comments in my guestbook and the
    is nice to get greetings from such good friends, and thanks for that
    Good Friendship here at WordPress, I wish you a good day and
    a wonderful weekend with love in life a big hug Herluf Clausen.

  14. hfcprivat2011 June 19, 2011 at 6:41 pm #

    Hello my friend and thanks for the comment in my guestbook it’s great
    and nice to get as good friends here at WordPress, I
    Wishing you a good evening and a great new week with estimates
    love and beauty to you from your friend Herluf Clausen.

  15. hfcprivat2011 June 24, 2011 at 7:49 am #

    Hello my friend thanks for your comments in my guestbook and thanks
    a wonderful friendship here on WordPress, I wish you a
    beautiful and loving weekend a big hug to you from Herluf.

  16. hfcprivat2011 June 26, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

    You have a wunderful new week big hugs from Herluf .

  17. Seth@ChaosHQ's June 26, 2011 at 11:19 pm #

    *´¨)
    ΒΈ.‒´¸.β€’*´¨) ΒΈ.β€’*Β¨)
    (ΒΈ.β€’Β΄ (ΒΈ.β€’` Β€ Awe, the weekend has come and gone. A new week is about to start for us. Here’s hoping that you have a good start to it and that it just gets better from there. Cheers!

  18. Liza Writes June 30, 2011 at 8:16 pm #

    I’m always amazed at your inspiration and ethic to please the blank page, it just an inspiration to read you.

  19. hfcprivat2011 July 3, 2011 at 8:29 am #

    Hello my friend thanks for comment in my guestbook
    Wishing you a wonderful Sunday and estimates new week and thanks
    for your good friendship here on wordpress a big hug
    to you from Herluf.

  20. hfcprivat2011 July 9, 2011 at 6:05 pm #

    To my friend thanks for the greeting in my guestbook,
    I wish you a loving evening and great weekend
    full of love and gratitude for the good friendship here
    at WordPress a big hug to you from Herluf.

    http://www.dreamies.de/

  21. hfcprivat2011 July 16, 2011 at 7:01 am #

    Hello my friend have just come here with a desire for an estimate
    weekend a big hug from Herluf.

  22. hfcprivat2011 July 23, 2011 at 6:23 pm #

    Hello my friend thanks for comment in my guestbook and thanks
    for your wonderful friendship, wish you a good evening and Sunday
    and a wonderful week a big hug and kiss from Herluf.

  23. hfcprivat2011 August 5, 2011 at 6:46 pm #

    Hello my friend thanks for your greeting in my guestbook and thanks for your wonderful friendship here
    on myspace, wish you a wonderful weekend filled with wonderful dreams in your life where you are
    loved by good friends around you and have a good new week a big hug Herluf.

    http://www.dreamies.de/

  24. hfcprivat2011 August 12, 2011 at 1:21 pm #

    Hello my friend and thanks for your greeting in my guestbook, wish you a good weekend
    filled with love around you and you may get a good new week a big hug from
    Your friend Herluf

  25. hfcprivat2011 August 19, 2011 at 6:39 am #

    My friend thanks for your greeting in my guestbook and thanks for your good friendship
    here at WordPress, I wish you a wonderful and loving weekend many
    kisses from your friend Herluf.

  26. hfcprivat2011 August 22, 2011 at 6:04 pm #

    Hello my friend and thanks for your greeting in my guestbook, just want to wish you a
    estimate new week, it becomes a quick greeting a big hug from your friend Herluf.

  27. hfcprivat2011 September 2, 2011 at 2:19 pm #

    http://www.casimages.com/

    My friend thanks for your greeting in my guestbook I wish you a good day
    and a wonderful weekend and loved a big hug to you from Herluf.

  28. hfcprivat2011 September 17, 2011 at 8:08 am #

    Hello my friend thanks for the greetings and thanks for your friendship Wishing you a wonderful
    weekend, and I will just say that next week I am here not until Friday
    when I need a new broadband installed, a big hug to you from Herluf.

  29. hfcprivat2011 September 24, 2011 at 9:08 am #

    Hello friend thanks for your greeting in my guestbook nice to see good friends here
    my thoughts go to those good and wonderful friends I will wish
    you and your family are a lovely weekend with love around you a great
    hugs to you from Herluf.

  30. hfcprivat2011 October 1, 2011 at 7:00 am #

    Hello my friend and thanks for your greeting and a wonderful friendship that I am very
    and it’s so nice to come onto his side and open a wonderful and delightful greeting in wp,
    a friendship does not come by itself it is something to be built up, I want you
    a good day and a great weekend a big hug to you from Herluf.

  31. hfcprivat2011 October 15, 2011 at 7:29 am #

    Hello my friend and thanks for your greeting and just a quick note from me
    with the desire for a good day and a wonderful weekend full of love
    to you a big hug and kiss from Herluf.

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