Archive | May, 2009

HOMEWRECKERS

31 May
 

HOMEWRECKERS

31 May
 

HOMEWRECKERS

31 May
 

S U C K I T U P

30 May
Held up, stood up or stuck up – either way, I have to suck it up   (so don’t try to plagiarize me)
eCK  (1963 –     )

S U C K I T U P

30 May
Held up, stood up or stuck up – either way, I have to suck it up   (so don’t try to plagiarize me)
eCK  (1963 –     )

S U C K I T U P

30 May
Held up, stood up or stuck up – either way, I have to suck it up   (so don’t try to plagiarize me)
eCK  (1963 –     )

To those of you who see the ‘other side’ of things…

29 May
I am copying & pasting my new friend’s excerpts from her sentiments she posted a short while ago:
 
I think right now might be a bad time to be making any decisions about anything… there only seems to be one thing I am sure of right now, and that is that I am eternally grateful for having my guy in my life. I guess everything else should be trivial compared to that, right?
 
I have a friend who is on housearrest for something the “victim” recanted… THIS pisses me off BIG time!! Don’t the courts have better things to do than to shit on people who are simply trying to live their lives?? I have other friends who don’t know their head from a hole in the wall… who seemed to be chugging through life like they don’t have a care in the world… it boggles my mind, how accurate a saying it is… IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
 
Now I’m going to invert the two paragraphs & make you read them first before I explain to you the reason why I want you to do this:
 
I have a friend who is on housearrest for something the “victim” recanted… THIS pisses me off BIG time!! Don’t the courts have better things to do than to shit on people who are simply trying to live their lives?? I have other friends who don’t know their head from a hole in the wall… who seemed to be chugging through life like they don’t have a care in the world… it boggles my mind, how accurate a saying it is… IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
 
I think right now might be a bad time to be making any decisions about anything… there only seems to be one thing I am sure of right now, and that is that I am eternally grateful for having my guy in my life. I guess everything else should be trivial compared to that, right?
 
So if you haven’t guessed it yet, the previous 2 paragraphs are my sentiments, exactly.
 
 

To those of you who see the ‘other side’ of things…

29 May
I am copying & pasting my new friend’s excerpts from her sentiments she posted a short while ago:
 
I think right now might be a bad time to be making any decisions about anything… there only seems to be one thing I am sure of right now, and that is that I am eternally grateful for having my guy in my life. I guess everything else should be trivial compared to that, right?
 
I have a friend who is on housearrest for something the “victim” recanted… THIS pisses me off BIG time!! Don’t the courts have better things to do than to shit on people who are simply trying to live their lives?? I have other friends who don’t know their head from a hole in the wall… who seemed to be chugging through life like they don’t have a care in the world… it boggles my mind, how accurate a saying it is… IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
 
Now I’m going to invert the two paragraphs & make you read them first before I explain to you the reason why I want you to do this:
 
I have a friend who is on housearrest for something the “victim” recanted… THIS pisses me off BIG time!! Don’t the courts have better things to do than to shit on people who are simply trying to live their lives?? I have other friends who don’t know their head from a hole in the wall… who seemed to be chugging through life like they don’t have a care in the world… it boggles my mind, how accurate a saying it is… IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
 
I think right now might be a bad time to be making any decisions about anything… there only seems to be one thing I am sure of right now, and that is that I am eternally grateful for having my guy in my life. I guess everything else should be trivial compared to that, right?
 
So if you haven’t guessed it yet, the previous 2 paragraphs are my sentiments, exactly.
 
 

To those of you who see the ‘other side’ of things…

29 May
I am copying & pasting my new friend’s excerpts from her sentiments she posted a short while ago:
 
I think right now might be a bad time to be making any decisions about anything… there only seems to be one thing I am sure of right now, and that is that I am eternally grateful for having my guy in my life. I guess everything else should be trivial compared to that, right?
 
I have a friend who is on housearrest for something the “victim” recanted… THIS pisses me off BIG time!! Don’t the courts have better things to do than to shit on people who are simply trying to live their lives?? I have other friends who don’t know their head from a hole in the wall… who seemed to be chugging through life like they don’t have a care in the world… it boggles my mind, how accurate a saying it is… IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
 
Now I’m going to invert the two paragraphs & make you read them first before I explain to you the reason why I want you to do this:
 
I have a friend who is on housearrest for something the “victim” recanted… THIS pisses me off BIG time!! Don’t the courts have better things to do than to shit on people who are simply trying to live their lives?? I have other friends who don’t know their head from a hole in the wall… who seemed to be chugging through life like they don’t have a care in the world… it boggles my mind, how accurate a saying it is… IGNORANCE IS BLISS!
 
I think right now might be a bad time to be making any decisions about anything… there only seems to be one thing I am sure of right now, and that is that I am eternally grateful for having my guy in my life. I guess everything else should be trivial compared to that, right?
 
So if you haven’t guessed it yet, the previous 2 paragraphs are my sentiments, exactly.
 
 

THIS SEAL WALKED INTO A CLUB

29 May
FROM THE WINNIPEG SUN TODAY…
 

Breaking news: Canada’s Governor General, Michaelle Jean — caught eating the raw heart of a seal — is now being investigated in the deaths of Old Yeller, Bambi’s mother, Keiko the Free Willy whale, and Debbie, the Assiniboine Park Zoo’s beloved polar bear.

While the GG’s spokesperson claims the heart-eating incident was only intended as a "light-hearted" publicity stunt leading to the upcoming release of Jean’s new book, Silence of the Seals … Etc., authorities say they now harbour suspicions of serial killer activity at play here and are examining DNA samples collected at Rideau Hall.

Jean is denied any further contact with animals until results are in. Rumours of an affair with Hannibal Lecter have not been confirmed.

Word has it, however, she did chuckle at the line, "So, a baby seal walks into a club …"

Stay tuned for further developments.

(eat your  out)