S U C K I T U P
30 MayS U C K I T U P
30 MayS U C K I T U P
30 MayTo those of you who see the ‘other side’ of things…
29 MayTo those of you who see the ‘other side’ of things…
29 MayTo those of you who see the ‘other side’ of things…
29 MayTHIS SEAL WALKED INTO A CLUB
29 MayBreaking news: Canada’s Governor General, Michaelle Jean — caught eating the raw heart of a seal — is now being investigated in the deaths of Old Yeller, Bambi’s mother, Keiko the Free Willy whale, and Debbie, the Assiniboine Park Zoo’s beloved polar bear.
While the GG’s spokesperson claims the heart-eating incident was only intended as a "light-hearted" publicity stunt leading to the upcoming release of Jean’s new book, Silence of the Seals … Etc., authorities say they now harbour suspicions of serial killer activity at play here and are examining DNA samples collected at Rideau Hall.
Jean is denied any further contact with animals until results are in. Rumours of an affair with Hannibal Lecter have not been confirmed.
Word has it, however, she did chuckle at the line, "So, a baby seal walks into a club …"
Stay tuned for further developments.
(eat your out)