Archive | December, 2008

Xmas 1st

25 Dec

Xmas 1st

25 Dec

Xmas 1st

25 Dec

babies 4ever

12 Dec

Babies are great, aren’t they? No matter how babies act, you gotta love them & you do. No matter how irritable they are to both you & to themselves, and no matter how much they ceaselessly piss & shit themselves, suckle you, cry, whine, screech, defy you & demand from you your never-ending, undivided attention & pampering, you love babies wholeheartedly, no questions asked, unless of course, you have been declared legally insane, that is! Li’l “e” with her never-ending warped humour & different way of looking at life, heh…which  one of her friends & foes has negatively commented on as being “stoned gibberish”, as this so-called “gibberish” is often not comprehended by those who just see thru a narrow tube, and cannot grasp the whole picture. And for that, I will just have to excuse it for what it is, for not all of us have the same brain functions, to put it mildly….ha ha ha! I feel that I use my outlets – my humour & writing, to “emotionally rescue me” from adult children who, not knowing what they do, tend to induce in me a state of frazzle so intense that I get sweaty armpits & chest pains, at that! So in order to preserve my health, I take a vacation from those who by either failing to or not wanting to comprehend or understand me, choose to fear & hate me…so, I escape from this nonsense by writing, reading, playing, listening to music, learning, creating and improving things, for I feel that when I am focusing on my own passions, this makes me feel good – better-than-good actually! So, I’ve just noticed that the Mistress of Switch has kinda strayed off the topic for a bit, but she needs to point out to you that these types of people are considered to be babies as well. And now that I have been sitting here musing about babies for the past few hours, at least, I have come to the conclusion that, through experience and by looking at the psychological & sociological aspect of babies, in order to “age gracefully” & reach a ripe old estimated lifespan, we must feel youthful – we must play & we must remain carefree & young-at-heart. That is the only way we will ever reach that “ripe old age”. And did you know that we are babies 4ever? Did you know that there is such a thing in the psychology books I’ve been reading called Adult Children (I will go into this at length at a later time…ha ha), that “aging babies” regress & never grow up? And when Steve Tyler sings one of the Aerosmith songs containing the lyrics, “You gotta learn how to crowl before you learn how to walk” , I think he should have added the point that we just end up crawling anyway, regardless of having gained the ability to walk, ha ha! Wqy-elle, li’l “e” thinks it’s never too late to grow up, keeping in mind that you don’t have to stop feeling youthful, stop playing & stop remaining carefree. Now I ask you this simple question…Who is gonna be your baby forever? Well, that’s a simple answer to guess. The answer is YOU…You Are Gonna Be Your Baby Forever, that’s who! Just look at the whole picture now…….when babies age, and when aging babies & adult children age (that about encompasses the whole global population), we revert back to baby behaviour, ie. We thumbsuck & drool (and some individuals do this throughout their lives, with no break from this habit inbetween – ha ha!)…we cry……we whine……we become cranky & irritable at the drop of a hat, and no matter how hard people try to please us, it’s never good enough…….we piss & shit ourselves…….and we need to be steadily “doted” on…..we thrive on that steady flow of the utmost & supreme pampering & undivided attention anyone can possibly muster up in themselves, “24/7”. Now one of my fave movies came to mind (What Women Want, starring Mel Gibson & Helen Hunt), cus there is one part close to the beginning of the film, where Mel Gibson is laying in bed after having just woken up (and I presume with a hefty morning hard-on) and is glancing at his maid’s butt, appearing quite pensive, then calls her “Babe”……well, her reply to him more or less was, “Don’t call me BABE…Babe is a pig!!!!”……well, I have most always almost pee’d myself laughing at that, I get such a jolt out of that – hee hee hee). So, before I forget about my original topic again, I would also like to add another observation of mine about aging babies. I feel that if an adult has been taken off the nipple too soon, he becomes even more irritating & annoying like a baby, including needing to suckle all of the time, to boot!…..and, that people who have been taken off the nipple too late have a more tolerant demeanor about them. Have you ever thought about asking one of your friends when they were taken off the nipple? Don’t be embarrassed to pose this question to them, for we are all babies, remember! Anyway, I’m gonna “stifle” now & dedicate the songs “Don’t Call Me Baby Any More” & "When I’m Sixty-Four" and a tune by the Soggy Bottom Boys, along with adding to eez fave-perfume list the timeless perfume "Love’s Baby Soft"…as a special gift for all of us – the “Babies Who love Babies”…….and as usual, ENJOY! But pal-eez, stop with “wahwahwahwahwahwah” already! Phew!!!

 

 

babies 4ever

12 Dec

Babies are great, aren’t they? No matter how babies act, you gotta love them & you do. No matter how irritable they are to both you & to themselves, and no matter how much they ceaselessly piss & shit themselves, suckle you, cry, whine, screech, defy you & demand from you your never-ending, undivided attention & pampering, you love babies wholeheartedly, no questions asked, unless of course, you have been declared legally insane, that is! Li’l “e” with her never-ending warped humour & different way of looking at life, heh…which  one of her friends & foes has negatively commented on as being “stoned gibberish”, as this so-called “gibberish” is often not comprehended by those who just see thru a narrow tube, and cannot grasp the whole picture. And for that, I will just have to excuse it for what it is, for not all of us have the same brain functions, to put it mildly….ha ha ha! I feel that I use my outlets – my humour & writing, to “emotionally rescue me” from adult children who, not knowing what they do, tend to induce in me a state of frazzle so intense that I get sweaty armpits & chest pains, at that! So in order to preserve my health, I take a vacation from those who by either failing to or not wanting to comprehend or understand me, choose to fear & hate me…so, I escape from this nonsense by writing, reading, playing, listening to music, learning, creating and improving things, for I feel that when I am focusing on my own passions, this makes me feel good – better-than-good actually! So, I’ve just noticed that the Mistress of Switch has kinda strayed off the topic for a bit, but she needs to point out to you that these types of people are considered to be babies as well. And now that I have been sitting here musing about babies for the past few hours, at least, I have come to the conclusion that, through experience and by looking at the psychological & sociological aspect of babies, in order to “age gracefully” & reach a ripe old estimated lifespan, we must feel youthful – we must play & we must remain carefree & young-at-heart. That is the only way we will ever reach that “ripe old age”. And did you know that we are babies 4ever? Did you know that there is such a thing in the psychology books I’ve been reading called Adult Children (I will go into this at length at a later time…ha ha), that “aging babies” regress & never grow up? And when Steve Tyler sings one of the Aerosmith songs containing the lyrics, “You gotta learn how to crowl before you learn how to walk” , I think he should have added the point that we just end up crawling anyway, regardless of having gained the ability to walk, ha ha! Wqy-elle, li’l “e” thinks it’s never too late to grow up, keeping in mind that you don’t have to stop feeling youthful, stop playing & stop remaining carefree. Now I ask you this simple question…Who is gonna be your baby forever? Well, that’s a simple answer to guess. The answer is YOU…You Are Gonna Be Your Baby Forever, that’s who! Just look at the whole picture now…….when babies age, and when aging babies & adult children age (that about encompasses the whole global population), we revert back to baby behaviour, ie. We thumbsuck & drool (and some individuals do this throughout their lives, with no break from this habit inbetween – ha ha!)…we cry……we whine……we become cranky & irritable at the drop of a hat, and no matter how hard people try to please us, it’s never good enough…….we piss & shit ourselves…….and we need to be steadily “doted” on…..we thrive on that steady flow of the utmost & supreme pampering & undivided attention anyone can possibly muster up in themselves, “24/7”. Now one of my fave movies came to mind (What Women Want, starring Mel Gibson & Helen Hunt), cus there is one part close to the beginning of the film, where Mel Gibson is laying in bed after having just woken up (and I presume with a hefty morning hard-on) and is glancing at his maid’s butt, appearing quite pensive, then calls her “Babe”……well, her reply to him more or less was, “Don’t call me BABE…Babe is a pig!!!!”……well, I have most always almost pee’d myself laughing at that, I get such a jolt out of that – hee hee hee). So, before I forget about my original topic again, I would also like to add another observation of mine about aging babies. I feel that if an adult has been taken off the nipple too soon, he becomes even more irritating & annoying like a baby, including needing to suckle all of the time, to boot!…..and, that people who have been taken off the nipple too late have a more tolerant demeanor about them. Have you ever thought about asking one of your friends when they were taken off the nipple? Don’t be embarrassed to pose this question to them, for we are all babies, remember! Anyway, I’m gonna “stifle” now & dedicate the songs “Don’t Call Me Baby Any More” & "When I’m Sixty-Four" and a tune by the Soggy Bottom Boys, along with adding to eez fave-perfume list the timeless perfume "Love’s Baby Soft"…as a special gift for all of us – the “Babies Who love Babies”…….and as usual, ENJOY! But pal-eez, stop with “wahwahwahwahwahwah” already! Phew!!!

 

 

babies 4ever

12 Dec

Babies are great, aren’t they? No matter how babies act, you gotta love them & you do. No matter how irritable they are to both you & to themselves, and no matter how much they ceaselessly piss & shit themselves, suckle you, cry, whine, screech, defy you & demand from you your never-ending, undivided attention & pampering, you love babies wholeheartedly, no questions asked, unless of course, you have been declared legally insane, that is! Li’l “e” with her never-ending warped humour & different way of looking at life, heh…which  one of her friends & foes has negatively commented on as being “stoned gibberish”, as this so-called “gibberish” is often not comprehended by those who just see thru a narrow tube, and cannot grasp the whole picture. And for that, I will just have to excuse it for what it is, for not all of us have the same brain functions, to put it mildly….ha ha ha! I feel that I use my outlets – my humour & writing, to “emotionally rescue me” from adult children who, not knowing what they do, tend to induce in me a state of frazzle so intense that I get sweaty armpits & chest pains, at that! So in order to preserve my health, I take a vacation from those who by either failing to or not wanting to comprehend or understand me, choose to fear & hate me…so, I escape from this nonsense by writing, reading, playing, listening to music, learning, creating and improving things, for I feel that when I am focusing on my own passions, this makes me feel good – better-than-good actually! So, I’ve just noticed that the Mistress of Switch has kinda strayed off the topic for a bit, but she needs to point out to you that these types of people are considered to be babies as well. And now that I have been sitting here musing about babies for the past few hours, at least, I have come to the conclusion that, through experience and by looking at the psychological & sociological aspect of babies, in order to “age gracefully” & reach a ripe old estimated lifespan, we must feel youthful – we must play & we must remain carefree & young-at-heart. That is the only way we will ever reach that “ripe old age”. And did you know that we are babies 4ever? Did you know that there is such a thing in the psychology books I’ve been reading called Adult Children (I will go into this at length at a later time…ha ha), that “aging babies” regress & never grow up? And when Steve Tyler sings one of the Aerosmith songs containing the lyrics, “You gotta learn how to crowl before you learn how to walk” , I think he should have added the point that we just end up crawling anyway, regardless of having gained the ability to walk, ha ha! Wqy-elle, li’l “e” thinks it’s never too late to grow up, keeping in mind that you don’t have to stop feeling youthful, stop playing & stop remaining carefree. Now I ask you this simple question…Who is gonna be your baby forever? Well, that’s a simple answer to guess. The answer is YOU…You Are Gonna Be Your Baby Forever, that’s who! Just look at the whole picture now…….when babies age, and when aging babies & adult children age (that about encompasses the whole global population), we revert back to baby behaviour, ie. We thumbsuck & drool (and some individuals do this throughout their lives, with no break from this habit inbetween – ha ha!)…we cry……we whine……we become cranky & irritable at the drop of a hat, and no matter how hard people try to please us, it’s never good enough…….we piss & shit ourselves…….and we need to be steadily “doted” on…..we thrive on that steady flow of the utmost & supreme pampering & undivided attention anyone can possibly muster up in themselves, “24/7”. Now one of my fave movies came to mind (What Women Want, starring Mel Gibson & Helen Hunt), cus there is one part close to the beginning of the film, where Mel Gibson is laying in bed after having just woken up (and I presume with a hefty morning hard-on) and is glancing at his maid’s butt, appearing quite pensive, then calls her “Babe”……well, her reply to him more or less was, “Don’t call me BABE…Babe is a pig!!!!”……well, I have most always almost pee’d myself laughing at that, I get such a jolt out of that – hee hee hee). So, before I forget about my original topic again, I would also like to add another observation of mine about aging babies. I feel that if an adult has been taken off the nipple too soon, he becomes even more irritating & annoying like a baby, including needing to suckle all of the time, to boot!…..and, that people who have been taken off the nipple too late have a more tolerant demeanor about them. Have you ever thought about asking one of your friends when they were taken off the nipple? Don’t be embarrassed to pose this question to them, for we are all babies, remember! Anyway, I’m gonna “stifle” now & dedicate the songs “Don’t Call Me Baby Any More” & "When I’m Sixty-Four" and a tune by the Soggy Bottom Boys, along with adding to eez fave-perfume list the timeless perfume "Love’s Baby Soft"…as a special gift for all of us – the “Babies Who love Babies”…….and as usual, ENJOY! But pal-eez, stop with “wahwahwahwahwahwah” already! Phew!!!

 

 

WHY SOME VIMEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT HUSBANDS

10 Dec

1)      You can treat a dog badly and they’ll always come back!

 

2)      Dogs don’t care if you call them someone else’s name by mistake.

 

3)      Dogs like to do it with all four on the floor.

 

4)      Dogs don’t act like they are your owner.

 

5)      Dogs bark because they miss you.

 

6)      Dogs are ready to go 24 hrs a day.

 

7)      Dogs don’t try to take advantage of you when you’re drunk.

 

8)      Dogs don’t boss you around when you are doing sumfin’ that you’re already well adept at.

 

9)      A dog will wake you up at night licking you all over.

 

10)  If a dog has babies, it cares for them by itself.

 

11)  A dog lets you dress him up real pretty.

 

12)  If a dog smells another person on you, he likes it & actually gets excited.

 

13)  Dogs don’t use reverse psychology.

 

14)  If a dog leaves, it most always finds its way home.

 

15)  Dogs play real games, not mind games.

 

16)  Dogs eagerly await you at the doorstep only because they miss you.

 

17)  Dogs will enjoy anything you give them to eat.

 

18)  Dogs give wet sloshy kisses!

 

19)  If dogs catch you in bed with someone new, they’ll jump right in the sack with you & lick their nutts!!! (hee hee hee)…