15 Jan
…from a man’s point of view (of course):
Numero uno ~ Dress him for work (seriously).
It will not only make him feel nurtured, like a baby, but it will keep him from discharging into his pants during the day.
Number 2 ~ Make sure he kisses you before you let him out the door (uh huh).
This’ll not only keep your mark on him during the day but it’ll also be there if someone were to kiss him (which I highly doubt).
#3 – STFU! He doesn’t want to hear your idle chit-chat (especially in the morning)  & zip it (unless, of course, the gap needs to be open for ingesting anything) along with his pants when he forgets (instead of pointing it out to him).
  Voila… THERE YOU GO!  
It really can’t get any simpler than that, that is for sure
unless, of course, you had a robot 
And last but not leastly, before I forget to mention these,
you can always throw in a bloody good backrub
every once in a while at the end of the day
and keep some choice reading material
handy for him close to the john
that is, if you wanna stay in his ‘good books’
 This is all in good fun, of course!

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