MEMORABLE CINDERELLA QUOTES FROM 1950

3 Nov
 

The following excerpt is a prime example of dysfunction running amok:

 

 

[Drizella hits high note, while Anastasia’s finger gets caught in the flute, causing it to hit Drizella’s chin]

 
Drizella: You clumsy… [takes flute and hits Anastasia in the head]


Drizella: You did it on purpose!


Anastasia: [takes flute and hits Drizella in the head] You’re always…


Stepmother: Girls. Girls.


Anastasia: It’s her fault, Mother.


Stepmother: Above all, self-control.


[Cinderella knocks on the door]

Stepmother: [Angry, slams on piano keys] Yes!

 

 

 

 

 the morals of today’s metaphorical ë-story…

 

…practise what you preach, birds of a feather flock together & monkey see, monkey do,

 

& with regards to that old wives’ tale, it won’t necessarily bring you good luck every time a bird shits on you

 

 

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