The Ranch Hand

5 Oct
 
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.  She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
 
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk..
 
 He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand,’ You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.’ The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return. Two o’clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
 
 
 
She quietly called him over to her. ‘Unbutton my blouse and take it off, she said. Trembling he did as she directed. ‘Now take off my boots.’  He did as she asked, ever so slowly.  ‘Now take off my socks.’ He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots ‘Now take off my skirt.’ He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. ‘Now take off my bra.’ Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, ‘If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired.’
 
  I didn’t see it coming, either.
Thanks Bonnie
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2 Responses to “The Ranch Hand”

  1. Unknown October 5, 2009 at 5:55 am #

    I thought that he was going to \’switch teams\’. -Bwahahaha! :o) … she didn\’t say that he couldn\’t wear them around the ranch!

  2. ♥ Bekkie October 13, 2009 at 12:51 am #

    I also have this picture from Photobucket. When I post it, "if" I post it whatcha gonna do about it? Put up another nasty (no truth in them) blog about me with another good looking pic of me in it? Should I let MSN know now or later? I don\’t know how many times I saw a pic I had found online that someone else was using that I had. I didn\’t totally freak and post nasty pics of the person I\’ll tell ya that. Oh and hey! I\’m making some great friends left and right that saw what a freak you are and like my space. So thanks for everything! If I ever see a pic of me like that on your space again you will be shut down. (Not by me, so laff away!) I see you took my comment off on how good I look. Hee, hee! THE END

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