Fished out from my saggy bag…

29 Jun
 here’s one for the girls:
 
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep..
Please no wrinkles, please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, please no gray
And as for my belly, please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, please keep me young,
And thank you, dear Lord, for all that you’ve done.
 
Five tips for a woman
 
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house & holds a job;
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh;
3. It is important that you find a man that you can count on & doesn’t lie to you;
4. It is important that a man loves you & spoils you;
5. It is important that these four men don’t know each other.
 

Foot
 
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob,
‘If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts.
 
 
(Hi, thanx, & bye, Bonnie  )
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One Response to “Fished out from my saggy bag…”

  1. ♥ Bekkie June 30, 2009 at 10:20 pm #

    Very funny! LOL!♥

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