Archive | November, 2008

eez keepin’ the trap snapped

26 Nov

Guten Tag, my fellow drubies! My arm’s killing me 2day. Had a “bird” earlier on, cus I was feeling a li’l overwhelmed after having to deal with dumb-ass shit, so I’m dedicating today to dunces. When my friend came over this morning (on his 40th b-day), with our usual coffees, breakfast & the latest choice Tales-From-The-Crypt vid (“And All Around The House”), and while we were watching the opening credits, my friend blurts out to me, “you are stupidly dumb”…….and I started laughing so hard, I almost pissed myself, hee hee hee! I had already had the “dunce-theme” in mind today, to begin with. Yesterday my choice quote of the day was one of Albert Einstein’s: WORLD WAR IV WILL BE FOUGHT WITH STICKS & STONES…heh! On another note, since I have been nicknamed “gipsy” (along with “Pflaume”, ha ha!) by my father when I was a just a li’l wee girl, I have been carrying on the “gipsy tradition” ever since that day! Not only have I been living like a gipsy, I was also born with a kind of “second sense” – some people name it the “female intuition” and some people have called women such as myself witches & have persecuted them for it. And since I believe in gipsies, I must also, in turn, “suffer from gipsy curses”…hence the newest nickname I have been coined: “e-DEATH” (and I am now having to “suck up” the e-DEATH gipsy curse). People like me can be very overwhelming at times, to say the least! Here is one example: it’s really hard sometimes to keep their mouths shut (because they are always “ahead of themselves” & have to “get it all out”). A person like myself is quite often I might add, told to shut up, to keep his/her lips zipped, to put a cork in it, to keep the trap snapped, and to close the gate (along with being gently reminded to “staizita  to “stifle”  and  to “halt die Schnautze”  to name a few)….hee hee hee! Some time ago, an elderly woman advised me that sometimes I "must bite my tongue til it bleeds", ha ha! Now, "The Mistress of Switch" is getting back to her original topic of the day, “Dunces”…..I have created a list of  eez “d-werds” dedicated to the dunce (as follows): dip – dipsydoodle – dits – doehead – dumb-ass – dum-dum – dummy – dingbat  (and if you wanna add any you can think of or have coined, please feel free to do so). I am also dedicating the Frank Zappa song, “Flakes”, to all those who have an appreciation for eez “bleck-humour”……hope you have a scrump-dilly-icious day! PS Eez warning of the day…The FLAKES are a cummin’!!!

 

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eez keepin’ the trap snapped

26 Nov

Guten Tag, my fellow drubies! My arm’s killing me 2day. Had a “bird” earlier on, cus I was feeling a li’l overwhelmed after having to deal with dumb-ass shit, so I’m dedicating today to dunces. When my friend came over this morning (on his 40th b-day), with our usual coffees, breakfast & the latest choice Tales-From-The-Crypt vid (“And All Around The House”), and while we were watching the opening credits, my friend blurts out to me, “you are stupidly dumb”…….and I started laughing so hard, I almost pissed myself, hee hee hee! I had already had the “dunce-theme” in mind today, to begin with. Yesterday my choice quote of the day was one of Albert Einstein’s: WORLD WAR IV WILL BE FOUGHT WITH STICKS & STONES…heh! On another note, since I have been nicknamed “gipsy” (along with “Pflaume”, ha ha!) by my father when I was a just a li’l wee girl, I have been carrying on the “gipsy tradition” ever since that day! Not only have I been living like a gipsy, I was also born with a kind of “second sense” – some people name it the “female intuition” and some people have called women such as myself witches & have persecuted them for it. And since I believe in gipsies, I must also, in turn, “suffer from gipsy curses”…hence the newest nickname I have been coined: “e-DEATH” (and I am now having to “suck up” the e-DEATH gipsy curse). People like me can be very overwhelming at times, to say the least! Here is one example: it’s really hard sometimes to keep their mouths shut (because they are always “ahead of themselves” & have to “get it all out”). A person like myself is quite often I might add, told to shut up, to keep his/her lips zipped, to put a cork in it, to keep the trap snapped, and to close the gate (along with being gently reminded to “staizita  to “stifle”  and  to “halt die Schnautze”  to name a few)….hee hee hee! Some time ago, an elderly woman advised me that sometimes I "must bite my tongue til it bleeds", ha ha! Now, "The Mistress of Switch" is getting back to her original topic of the day, “Dunces”…..I have created a list of  eez “d-werds” dedicated to the dunce (as follows): dip – dipsydoodle – dits – doehead – dumb-ass – dum-dum – dummy – dingbat  (and if you wanna add any you can think of or have coined, please feel free to do so). I am also dedicating the Frank Zappa song, “Flakes”, to all those who have an appreciation for eez “bleck-humour”……hope you have a scrump-dilly-icious day! PS Eez warning of the day…The FLAKES are a cummin’!!!

 

eez English IDIOM Of The Day

24 Nov

The Pot Calling The Kettle Black ( to say something about someone else which is actually true of you yourself … )

You are the pot calling the kettle black when you point to another person and accuse that person of doing something that you are guilty of doing yourself. Example: "You are accusing me of being lazy? Ha! That’s the pot calling the kettle black!"
"The pot" (for cooking) and "the kettle" (for boiling water) sit on the stove over the fire and become black from the flames. Example: "I’m tired of you always wearing my clothing!" Answer: "Aren’t you the pot calling the kettle black? You’re wearing my pants right now!"
The pot and the kettle are like old friends who have turned black with time; the pot only sees the blackness which is on the kettle; he doesn’t see the black on himself. Example: "Here comes the guy who is always late for work." Answer: "Aren’t you the pot calling the kettle black? You are usually the last person to show up!"

 

 

eez English IDIOM Of The Day

24 Nov

The Pot Calling The Kettle Black ( to say something about someone else which is actually true of you yourself … )

You are the pot calling the kettle black when you point to another person and accuse that person of doing something that you are guilty of doing yourself. Example: "You are accusing me of being lazy? Ha! That’s the pot calling the kettle black!"
"The pot" (for cooking) and "the kettle" (for boiling water) sit on the stove over the fire and become black from the flames. Example: "I’m tired of you always wearing my clothing!" Answer: "Aren’t you the pot calling the kettle black? You’re wearing my pants right now!"
The pot and the kettle are like old friends who have turned black with time; the pot only sees the blackness which is on the kettle; he doesn’t see the black on himself. Example: "Here comes the guy who is always late for work." Answer: "Aren’t you the pot calling the kettle black? You are usually the last person to show up!"

 

 

eez English IDIOM Of The Day

24 Nov

The Pot Calling The Kettle Black ( to say something about someone else which is actually true of you yourself … )

You are the pot calling the kettle black when you point to another person and accuse that person of doing something that you are guilty of doing yourself. Example: "You are accusing me of being lazy? Ha! That’s the pot calling the kettle black!"
"The pot" (for cooking) and "the kettle" (for boiling water) sit on the stove over the fire and become black from the flames. Example: "I’m tired of you always wearing my clothing!" Answer: "Aren’t you the pot calling the kettle black? You’re wearing my pants right now!"
The pot and the kettle are like old friends who have turned black with time; the pot only sees the blackness which is on the kettle; he doesn’t see the black on himself. Example: "Here comes the guy who is always late for work." Answer: "Aren’t you the pot calling the kettle black? You are usually the last person to show up!"

 

 

ROMANS 12:2 (…a friend & foe’s submission)

24 Nov

Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will  be able to test and approve what God’s will is – his good, pleasing and perfect will.

ROMANS 12:2 (…a friend & foe’s submission)

24 Nov

Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will  be able to test and approve what God’s will is – his good, pleasing and perfect will.